Just found this listing on tazbar for a jar of Vaseline and thought it might help you all to make up your mind about extending the eBay boycott.
"This essential relief for eBay sellers comprises of a jar ofVaseline petroleum jelly. Times when this will come in useful for eBay sellers include:
1) On receipt of unjustified negative feedback from a buyer. Bend over and apply Vaseline to the affected area.
2) On the day you receive your future eBay invoices. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
3) On the day your DSR falls below the reuired level to receive anydiscount to the new, even higher fees. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
4) On the days in future when you receive an email to say you have sold something on eBay but the payment will be held by Paypal for upto 21 days meaning you are expected to ship the item without knowing if you will eventually get paid or screwed. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
5) On the days you are contacted by someone saying you sold them an item using the 'second chance' system when in fact you didn't. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
6) On the days you wish you could use Google Checkout at 1.5% + 15p per transaction or even free when offset against Adwords use. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
7) On the days when you realise eBay's idea of 'best match' means your item is on page 13 of a search return despite ending in 5 minutes. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
8) On the days when you realise your relisting bill is just as high because your sell thru rate has dropped. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
9) On the days when you have to open yet another non-paying bidder complaint you cannot do anything to stop now. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
10) On the days when you wish you could check the feedback of thebuyer who just purchased your most expensive item for somereassurance. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
11) On the day you hear about fee cuts but realise this means final value fees rise from 5.25% to 7.5% in the UK and even 8.75% in theUS. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
12) On the day when you realise eBay has driven away the smaller users that used to buy from you. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
13) Every other day you are told being shafted by eBay is better than joining an alternative venue. Bend over and apply Vaseline."
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"This essential relief for eBay sellers comprises of a jar ofVaseline petroleum jelly. Times when this will come in useful for eBay sellers include:
1) On receipt of unjustified negative feedback from a buyer. Bend over and apply Vaseline to the affected area.
2) On the day you receive your future eBay invoices. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
3) On the day your DSR falls below the reuired level to receive anydiscount to the new, even higher fees. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
4) On the days in future when you receive an email to say you have sold something on eBay but the payment will be held by Paypal for upto 21 days meaning you are expected to ship the item without knowing if you will eventually get paid or screwed. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
5) On the days you are contacted by someone saying you sold them an item using the 'second chance' system when in fact you didn't. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
6) On the days you wish you could use Google Checkout at 1.5% + 15p per transaction or even free when offset against Adwords use. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
7) On the days when you realise eBay's idea of 'best match' means your item is on page 13 of a search return despite ending in 5 minutes. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
8) On the days when you realise your relisting bill is just as high because your sell thru rate has dropped. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
9) On the days when you have to open yet another non-paying bidder complaint you cannot do anything to stop now. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
10) On the days when you wish you could check the feedback of thebuyer who just purchased your most expensive item for somereassurance. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
11) On the day you hear about fee cuts but realise this means final value fees rise from 5.25% to 7.5% in the UK and even 8.75% in theUS. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
12) On the day when you realise eBay has driven away the smaller users that used to buy from you. Bend over and apply Vaseline.
13) Every other day you are told being shafted by eBay is better than joining an alternative venue. Bend over and apply Vaseline."
______________________________________
copperpenny22
Join me at:http://www.reallysmartdeals.com?r=58073
http://www.powersellersunite.com/portal.php
http://www.pheebay.com/forums
http://www.thecrabbyhost.com/forum/indix.php
http://www.myspace.com/pennyspantry
http://www.squidoo.com/pennyspantry
http://pennyspantry.blogspot.com
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